There’s a lot tied up in this, and it’s going to sprawl, shoggoth-like (shoggothic?) a bit over the landscape. Bear with me. It’s been awhile since I actually tried to order my thoughts on this sort of thing. And after that much time, you get lazy and flabby, gelatinous, even. You poke at your brain and it recoils like a… like a… thing, a thing that recoils from something hot.
Like I said, flabby.
So, like a lot of other people, I’ve jumped to conclusions about the sudden injection of Skrulls into the continuing melodrama that is the Marvel Universe. For those of you who don’t know, Skrulls are shapechanging plot devices (er, aliens) that can take the form of anyone or thing. Usually they end up taking the shape of a punching bag, though John Byrne, of all people, injected some menace into them (Fantastic Four annual somethingorother) as well as a sense of regal pathos (when Byrne had Galactus eat the Skrull Homeworld during his run on FF as well). Anyways, Skrulls are usually introduced to explain someone’s erratic behavior (“Hey, why is Power Man fighting Iron Fist anyways, I thought they were tight?”). And in a couple of years peppered with plot-hammering forcing characters to act in un-accustomed to manners, Marvel as a whole has to cut their readers some slack in our ability to prevent our eyes from rolling right out of our skulls. (Not that I’ve been following this stuff closely – sorry, Ed, but even you can’t make me read these tie-ins).
So, what we’re looking at is a reboot. After Civil War. After the reboot of House of M. After the reboot of Avengers Disassembled. What it’ll get rebooted into, who knows? But we can be sure it’ll be another SHAKING OF THE UNIVERSE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS YEA ITS FUNDAMENT. That’s okay, we’ve ridden those out before.
And really, I wouldn’t mind at all if it were taking place over six months of madcap comics printed on newsprint for thirty cents a pop. Hell, I’d be eating it up. But now, it’s all just so cheap. Of course, the really funny thing is that Marvel (and DC, let’s be fair) have been doing a fair bit to convince readers that they were past that sort of deus-ex-machina-driven kind of storytelling. “Hey! We’re not that Greasy Kid’s Stuff no more! Look at how dark and deep we are! We’re MATURE! We won’t pull cheap stunts! We’re all about gritty and realistic comics that are printed on totally glossy paper and are totally worth ten times what you used to pay for them!” Yeah, that brush is a mile-wide. Maybe I should back down a little bit. After all, Marvel’s still publishing CRIMINAL. But still, when I see dependence on this kind of cheap stuntery, it gets my back up.
‘Cause when you explain away stuff by “The Skrulls made me do it,” then I may as well be watching the last season of Dallas with the Man From Atlantis getting all lathered up and revealing that the last couple seasons were a dream. It’s a cop out. It’s a tease. It’s disrespectful to the characters and the readers. Yes, I’m one of those internet blogger dudes who believes that the characters themselves deserve some level of respect. This doesn’t mean enshrining them in Lucite and painstakingly painting in the wrinkles on their costumes. This means having a working knowledge of what drives the characters and serving that honestly, and not turning them out for a cheap thrill. And oh yes, having them mind-controlled or being replaced by a double formed out of the raw stuff of the universe or revealing that they were dirty Skrulls all along constitutes a cheap thrill. Yeah, I don’t mind a cheap thrill in my pulp comics, but when you’re selling your wares as relevant and as something more than cheap entertainment, then cheap thrills don’t get you very far.
This is not to dis the cheap thrill. On the contrary, we could use some more imaginative thrills (cheap or not) in superhero comics these days. Instead we get twists on continuity or distant reverence or pandering. Yeah, there’s bright spots here and there, but when the superheroes themselves live in comic books that are all plot-hammered or event-driven or set in realistic worlds, you kinda put a throttle on imagination. Some folks know how to get around it, but most don’t know or care to. And I’ll let people in on a secret. Imagination is the only thing that comics can do better than movies, at least in terms of superhero comics. Okay, there’s plenty of comic devices that simply don’t work in movies, go read Scott McCloud’s book to get a look at those.
But when the rubber hits the road, comics can envision worlds that the CGI monkeys (and I used to be one, remember) can’t get a grasp of. The movie guys (and gals) can’t get a grasp on it either. They can’t tap the kind of elemental, primal imagination that comics artists at their best can. Reality itself becomes infinitely malleable, humanity forced to share the cosmic stage with unimaginable entities that would make Lovecraft soil his britches, titanic spectacle that would make DeMille weep enviously. And that’s being sold out. It’s the only thing that superhero comics can do well, and it’s being forgotten while the ink dries on movie deals and toys languish on the shelves.
It died when comics swore off newsprint and moxie and daring. It died when comics stopped being cheap enough to roll up in a back pocket (not that I ever did that, mind you, strictly mylar and backing boards for my babies – until I got over it). But please don’t mistake this for a “Let’s all hold hands and defeat this evil with the power of LOVE” moment. That chapter in comics is done. We’re past cartooning and in love with tight draftsmanship. Cut colors? Get outta dullsville, pops! It’s all about the GRADIENTS, baby! And make my paper glossy, so glossy that I can see my own reflection in all its glory! EXCELSIOR!
We’re where we are now. In a post-innocence, post-disposability era. The question is will creators know what to do with it? Will superhero comics figure out what to do with themselves? Will artists get why those cockamamie stories worked in the first place? And perhaps someone will figure out that you can’t just willy-nilly search and replace “corn” with “grim” and still come up with something readable. Perhaps.
Oh, and maybe someone will step up and say that writing the kinds of stories that only appeal to superhero comic readers won’t net you any new readers. I know, not that either of the big two give a rat’s patoot. New readers aren’t in the cards. But those same two hundred thousand buyers, that’s something you can build an industry on.
For a little while.
EDIT to qualify the likely number of habitual buyers out there. My bad.