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THE BEAT-Disney Dos and Dont's
Ever wonder if we're living in a novel written by Dilillo or Pynchon? Wonder no longer! A Hamas-sponsored Mickey Mouse clone exhorts kids to grow up strong and spearhead the revolution. I can't make this stuff up, but I wish I could.
(Nicked from Heidi, because some folks reading this don't read The Beat on a regular basis.)