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August 31, 2006

Preconception

I hear a lot, recently, about the "nobody likes a loser" phenomena. Generally, this is applied to folks discussing the top 300 books, and month to month trends. Someone will say "wow, FABULOUSMAN has dropped so many percent in the last few months."

Then people turn around and say "Don't say that! Don't point that out or you'll doom it!" Much like the run on banks sparked by a whisper about shrinking deposits, people will flock away from the banks (or books) in discussion simply because they look like losers.

The same is being said about books like DRAGON HEAD now, since Tokyopop announced the changes in its retail model. "People will stay away from the next volumes because they're set up to lose," say some folks.

People, some perspective. The only folks who follow these trends and this sort of publishing news represent only the tiniest fraction of comics/manga readers. Most people don't know or care about such minutae. They don't know that STUPENDOUSLAD is going to be cancelled until they see it on the stands: "BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! LAST STUPENDOUS ISSUE!" Just because we are motivated to turn all the rocks over and get every scrap of information we can, doesn't mean that the general public thinks the same way. Books will come and go with nary a ripple and the rest of the world will carry on.

In brighter news, wasn't that latest issue of ALL-STAR SUPERMAN just fab gear? Someone please give Grant Morrison the keys to the kingdom already.

August 30, 2006

Slow

Sporadic Sequential

Geez, took me two months to find out that John Jakala has another blog. Probably gonna be worth reading if his contributions to Grotesque Anatomy and The Low Road are any kind of indication (and I think they likely are.)

August 29, 2006

A Lego Salvador Dali



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I'd add text, but it'd be superfluous at best.

I mean, what more do you say than "Lego Salvador Dali"? It's the alpha and the omega of any conversation.

I loves the draw-offs

Click me to see something...wonderful (NSFW neither)

Draw-offs featuring your favorite characters, and some you'd completely forgotten. The above link is Marshall Law by Cameron Stewart, but if you go to the main blog, linked in the first line of this very paragraph, you get extra goodness.

Though I'd still like to see Chip Zdarsky take on Marshall Law.

I mean, Chip would totally win...

Linkblogging is lame

At least when you do it lame like I do. But I'm serving up some good stuff, seen on the Isotope's blog. 10 episodes of an interview with Alan Moore posted on YouTube. If I spent any time there, I'd get less work done than I already do. Which I hardly though possible. Anyways, go check it out.

August 25, 2006

You know you want to

The Comics Journal: Journalista!

Journalista! Returns!

August 22, 2006

Have I ever mentioned

That I'm allergic to wasp and bee venom? Yeah, well, after reading this, I've decided I'm never going to Alabama.

Ever.

Montgomery Advertiser.com -
Giant nests perplex experts

Wasp nests that take over abandoned cars, abandoned HOUSES.

Yeah. Never going to Alabama...

Indie. Cred.

ABC News: Russian Refuses to Accept Math Prize

Offered without comment.

Conversation, Fear

Blame Ken Lowery if you like. Better blame Rick Geerling while you're at it. Because I have a new, bi-weekly column up at Dark, But Shining entitled Conversation, Fear. I'm mostly going to be talking shop about writing (not that I write stuff that's all that scary) and my work in particular. There'll be some odd reviews and essays on other subjects as well. Give it a look.

Look out, atheists!

St. Thomas Aquinas gonna get medieval on your ass. Courtesy the spiffy folks at ACTION PHILOSOPHERS.

Is *anyone* really surprised

That SNAKES ON A PLANE is bombing? Come on, admit it. You really thought it was going to pull through and rise above the rampant idiocy of its own high concept/title, didn't you? Well, I never did. It was a bad idea when it was called PACIFIC FLIGHT WHATEVER NUMBER and, granted, it's only real shot at success was Embracing It's Own Badness and going whole hog and being an awful movie. Not that said plan was much of a shot.

It's like manufacturing a cult movie. You can't. But more importantly, why would you WANT to? Cult movies almost inevitably die in their initial run and are only "appreciated" after the fact. And by "appreciated" I mean to say find an audience at all. Said audience is rarely if ever enough to make these things profitable unless they're starting on the bottom of the budgetary ladder (and oftentimes, distribution eats up those profits so that the original creators often don't get to cash in on the success of the film anyways.) Besides, most cult movies simply languish in obscurity or never find a following at all beyond the hardcore cult geek.

You simply can't base conventional/mainstream success on this kind of campaign. If you have money to spend on the campaign in the first place, then you're not the kind of scrappy and idiosyncratic filmmaker that's likely to have a devoted following. The giant snake head on the floor of the Convention Center at San Diego this year? Eye catching, perhaps, but it also automagically excluded SNAKES ON A PLANE from being embraced as the Little Film That Could (though the airline safety cards were smirkfully funny). See, the thing is, every time people said "Snakes on a PLANE!", they were *laughing* at it. I don't know about you, but I'll rent a movie to laugh at it, but I sure as hell ain't spending ten bucks plus popcorn plus soda plus the twenty bucks at the bar beforehand to get a laugh like that. Maybe it'll make it's production costs back in video and overseas, or maybe it already has, but it seems pretty clear that it's not going to even make back its viral marketing costs in its initial release.

And now maybe movies get to learn what comics learned a couple years back. Just because people are talking about it on the blogosphere, doesn't mean that they're going to plunk down any money to actually buy it. Talk is cheap, etc.

EDIT to add - Ah, so SNAKES is on top of the box office lists with $30 million this week. Being on top was the most that the studio should have expected out of this, so an attaboy for New Line and the SNAKES crew. But I'll point out that SUPERMAN RETURNS ruled the box office for a week and still came out smelling like a dead fish (at least perceptionswise). SNAKES is still not going to be any kind of runaway success.

August 17, 2006

I really need to talk about this...

DC Comics

...later, though. In the meantime, go enjoy PDF copies of some of Vertigo's favorite evergreen titles. The first TPB collections (not single issues, but collections) of SANDMAN, PREACHER, 100 BULLETS, Y: THE LAST MAN and FABLES all for your downloading pleasure.

EDIT - nevermind, it's just the first issues, not the entire first collections. And I thought DC was putting its money where it's mouth was...

August 16, 2006

They're everywhere!

Or at least I am. Click the above for a recent review of mine posted at the ever lovin' Dark, But Shining.

August 11, 2006

Look!

Courtesy Chip Zdarsky hijacking The Engine and making it his own, we get preview art from Cameron Stewart for his current project: THE OTHER SIDE.

Man, that's one tortured sentence. I'd rewrite, but there's no time. Will likely be away for a few days. Don't go drinking all the good stuff while I'm gone.

August 07, 2006

Make mine Gorilla Man!

The Comics Reporter

Titanic Tom Spurgeon interviews Jovial Jeff Parker (sorry guys, but it just felt right). I love how it's called a "short" interview, yet it's both longer and more informative that most interviews you read online these days, at least at the bigger comics sites. Though perhaps it is short in comparison to the extensive sorts of interviews that Tom conducted for TCJ back in the day.

I haven't had an opportunity to read AGENTS OF ATLAS, but it's in the pile, right near the top. I expect not to be disappointed, and Parker usually doesn't (though STAR BRAND didn't really grab me, but I suspect that has more to do with the subject matter than anything else.)

Don't ask, just click it!

Work safe, I promise. Unless you work in a joyless pit of despair that won't even allow you a momentary glimpse into the fevered imagination of one of the field's greatest creators.

Oho!

Blog � Comics: I left an angry message, said I gotta have the green.

I haven't had that good a laugh since the heyday of Fanboy Rampage. Thanks, Mack Daddy Graeme!

Go, look

Will Eisner: A Spirited Life Interview Series: Darwyn Cooke Interview

Spotted courtesy of The Beat, Darwyn Cooke interviewed at: A Spirited Life. Pages from his new Spirit book as well. They do look nice. And while I think DC has the right man for the job with Darwyn, I do wish he would have time to work on some of his own projects and take a run at creating his own characters. But I'll take quality art where I can get it.

Don't forget, ABSOLUTE NEW FRONTIER this October.

Evacuate!? In our moment of triumph?

Ah, Grand Moff Tarkin, you scamp.

Requiem for a rookie card. By Dave Jamieson

Lots of people have linked to this story in the last week or so, drawing eerie parallels between the rarified (and shrinking) worlds of baseball cards and comic books. How both went through something of a speculator explosion in the early 90s and then collapsed to significantly below previous market levels following that. How slabbed cards and slabbed comics have both tainted their respective industries. How the pursuit of holofoil over content left a bad taste in everyone's mouth and new fans never really took to either one after that.

And, sure, there's some truth to that. But one thing that most folks seem to have overlooked is that comics, at least nominally, are a particular storytelling media. Baseball cards aren't. Not even if you stretch box scores telling the story of a team's season over the course of hundreds of bubblegum-scented slabs of cardboard.

Sure, valuing comics and baseball cards as collector's items is a sucker's game. Well, perhaps that's too harsh, but it's certainly missing the point of comics, in that they're there to tell stories. Yeah, sure lots of those stories are threadbare plots with characters as unchanging as if they'd been in suspended animation for the last thirty years. But there's plenty that aren't. If you only value comics as collector's items, then you're surely dooming them to be nothing more than fetishes. And that's not sustainable for the business in the long run. Just ask the baseball card guys.

I'm not going to launch into an anti-alternate cover tirade here. I've said my piece on that. But even those manufactured scarcity items can't sustain a collector market beyond a small circle of the most highly obsessed. There might even be a market for servicing them, but I bet it won't be there in thirty years. Hell, I'm not sure there'll be a market for the most highly-sought after golden age material in thirty years. I dunno, maybe as a reaction to the digitization of comics, "real" comics will spike in value in the short-medium term, but once the generations that give a damn about paper versus pixels are gone, they'll be gone. It's not a renewable resource. Much like the dependence on sixty year old characters with no entry-level books unfettered by continuity or "mature" themes could do nothing but drive kids to manga (well, that and being primed for it by the last thirty plus years influx of anime and the adoption of anime techniques/aesthetics in western cartoons.

I'd even argue that the big companies insisting on treating their monthly books as serial chapters of larger works instead of as actual magazines is as much a hinderance as anything else. Lead with an acutal magazine, an anthology magazine of quality material that has diverse genre representation and then collect chapters into books and you might get some traction amongst people who don't read comics as it is. Though really, it's probably too late for that even. Digital comics portals, assuming they can get quality material (I know that diversity isn't an issue as webcomickers aren't wedded to superhero soap operas) and keep a steady stream going, and figure out a way to offset their own time/money costs, are here to stay. Even Joe Quesada thinks so. Scott McCloud has only been saying this for what, five years now?

It's a shame, because the companies like Image and Oni, the ones that are are putting out mainstream-reader friendly books that aren't locked into superheroes at any cost, don't seem to have enough of a presence outside the Direct Market to move books into the hands of new readers. And from what I can tell, most of the folks working on books put out by those companies (or a good chunk of them anyways) aren't able to make a living off of comics. By making a living, that means they can pay their bills and have enough time to create and still have time to self-promote. The companies themselves don't seem to have the resources to make alliances with other distributors outside Diamond (do you really think that Diamond would drop a company wholesale if they didn't sign an exclusive contract). Remember, when distributors to places like Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Noble, et al, obtain books, they're not doing it from the companies directly (as happens in traditional publishing). All those distributors have to buy direct from Diamond, even if they could perhaps work a better deal out by going direct to the publishers.

Sigh. Looks like I've gone far afield again. And here all I wanted to make was a simple point that comics don't equal baseball cards. Even if their markets have some relatively apalling surface similarities.

August 04, 2006

Commenting away

Like as in, it's gone. Mail me if I've moved you to anger with whatever I say here. I'm tired of footing the bill for someone else's spam. Trackbacks aren't off yet. But they're next.

I should have something useful to say later on. Perhaps a weekend post...