Add this to the long list
of things I will never be drinking: Steven Seagal's LIGHTNING BOLT. I can't think of a damn one of these energy drinks that's worth consuming. It's sugar and caffeine, people! You get a bigger charge out of Coke (though you should do as Mr. Parker says and try to track down Mexican Coke as it's made with cane sugar and not corn syrup).
But then, I didn't believe in Smart Drinks, either (one of the more embarassing then-contemporary fads that resurfaces in the pages of The Invisibles upon rereading.)
And just...Steven Segal, man! Steven Segal! The Glimmer Man, stooping to putting his face on a can of energy drink. He signs every can! Every can!
But if you're in need of entertainment, head on over and click randomly on any link there. It's bound to be funny.
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Well, if you would have actually read the ingredients of Lightning Bolt, you would've seen that he uses Cane Juice to sweeten his drink. You would have also noticed that there's a whole bunch of weird mystical asian herbs in it too. I agree his face on the can is a little rediculous, but I actually bought a can because I thought it was funny... it tastes pretty good.
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