Or is it "Stop the horses!!" I can never get that right.
After some digging around, and a fair bit of driving through the suburbs of my newfound home, I've come across not one, but two reasonably good comic shops. By "reasonably good", the following critera have been met:
1) Less than half an hour away. Okay, one of the two fudges that a little bit, by about 5 mins or so. This is a consideration because if it comes down to it, I can drive to San Francisco to hit up my choice of stores that will have everything I'm looking for and more. And really, my time is not as free as it used to be.
2) They order from the back of the catalog. You'd be surprised how many stores I've come across that are nothing more than DC/Marvel (with the occasional DH licensed title and Image comic) outlets. True, there's fewer of those than they used do be, only because they died out or moved onto Pokémon cards or something timely like that.
3) Reasonably friendly, or at least compellingly bizarre counterfolk. Sample conversation "I gave up on Wolverine when he started crying over a bunch of Neo-Nazis that he killed to get a kidnapped girl back." Now, I have no idea if that actually happened or it was some kind of fever dream, but that guy *got it*. Yeah, I gave up on Wolverine a long time before that, but I'm a crank.
4) Have the good taste to have a copy of ABSOLUTE NEW FRONTIER on display. Okay, so I'm arbitrary. But it's also a pretty decent indicator that they have at least some degree of taste.
This doesn't make either shop perfect. In fact, there's plenty of issues with both of them. One of them is kinda clubhousesque, with overstuffed racks and not a lot of breathing room for the merchandise. It's also in a place that's not going to get a lot of foot traffic. And there's enough of an otaku vibe to keep out the un-initiated. The bigger store of the two has big back issue bins, but it also seems to rely pretty heavily on collectable card games and porcelain statues. There's noting wrong with either of those, but my sort of Maxwellian ideal for comic stores are stores that not only get you your comics, but invite folks from the outside (by staying away from the gigantic and tacky Michael Turner posters for one) and feel more like a book store rather than a secret clubhouse.
In short, don't play to the stereotypes.
So at least I can get my floppy fix, though that's feeling kinda elusive these days. Yes, it's common, this whole "writing for the trade" thing, and so very few writers try to put enough in to make the monthly itself something close to satisfactory. But one lone grumpy blogger isn't going to change the fact that this keeps costs down, even if it is a completely unsatisfactory presentation for non-habitual-comics readers.
Oh, and something else that came to mind. People are surprised by the sales and the profits of the ABSOLUTE books. This comes as zero shock to myself. Why? The material has been generated and paid for already. Sure, there's nominal expenses (recoloring, layout, etc), but a far cry from paying all the creators a page rate and generating something from whole cloth. ABSOLUTE SANDMAN might be moving copies, but I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that you won't see original material in the ABSOLUTE format any time soon.
Or ever.
Right. Back to reading from the haul brough in over the last week or so.